Sleep Deprived

Top 10 Reasons why I Just Cant Stay Up Like Normal Medical Students


10. My brain works 10 times slower than its usual speed

9. My speeh become increasingly delusional as the night progresses

8.My eyes cannot recognise straight lines anymore

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2.i get severe episodes of amensia...

And the number one reason is..............

1. I look very similar to cow dung when i am seriously & critically deprived of sleep....

which is pretty much now......

After i graduate med school...im so gonna bomb monash down for all these assignments...