Every Male Driver's Worst Nightmare

After the 'very historical' agama class we had today, my housemates & I went to eat dinner at Restoran Bidara. I ate my heart out, as usual..(yes, i use food as a theraputic medium, nobody's complainin')

Soon after, we drove back to the alley behind the apartment to find parking.. Aha! There's one (and only one) space in front of the shop lot..

"Ohmy gosh there's an ol'skool datsun eyeing for MY parking space from the opposite direction!!! And he is nearer to it than me!!! "

Being a normal human being born with instantaneous reflexes, I put my feet to the oil pedal and went for it! Muahahahaha I goddamn won it.

Suddenly I feel like I've drawn some publicity towards my car. I wonder why.

A group of guys in the shop in front of us stared us with one kinda look on their faces. (I couldn't be THAT hot right...hahahaha !). I was confused until my friend beside me was practically screaming and panicking...

I was so close to the satria beside me. It is black in colour and it is NEW. So new and my car is just one inch from it. One of those guys are on the verge of getting up and going to my car.

I said to myself, "Ler........I can do it la...I am a lady driver!" So I adjusted my car to a perfect position where no male driver can do it better. Hehe.(Kenala perasan sikit kan.) The guys sat peacefully as I walk away from my car..Hahaha

And so tonight, Irma redeemed the honour of female drivers...May one day F1 is driven by ladies in high heels...Amen.

Happiness Comes in Small Packages

I was having a one heck of a tuesday and wednesday that blew my mind.. Classes starting at 8pm and ending at 8pm.. Electrical blackouts, exams in a week...

And you know what, After 5pm today, I said to myself, hey why wont u go and wash your car and fill in some fuel since you look like u need some sunshine? (pucat, ugly, air liur busuk..heh just kidding)

So I went and those benggali men working at the esso car wash beamed at me..They are always like that. They always smile when they see me (regular customer lah!)

And bang it hit me. Those people are worse off than me. They work their butts off in the hot sun from 8am to 6pm just for 8ringgit per car. And they can still smile to me like they never had a problem in the world at all...(When most probably there's war going on there. Maybe their family died of poverty there.)

So, the message today is, don't exaggerate your fugly bad day. Yeah, you've seen better days, but there are people worst off than you and guess what,

Surprise surprise..THEY AIN'T COMPLAINING!

So why are we complaining.....?

Maybe we need a slap on the wrist from them to get us back to reality..the Real reality.

Sleep Deprived

Top 10 Reasons why I Just Cant Stay Up Like Normal Medical Students


10. My brain works 10 times slower than its usual speed

9. My speeh become increasingly delusional as the night progresses

8.My eyes cannot recognise straight lines anymore

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2.i get severe episodes of amensia...

And the number one reason is..............

1. I look very similar to cow dung when i am seriously & critically deprived of sleep....

which is pretty much now......

After i graduate med school...im so gonna bomb monash down for all these assignments...

My Locker Played a Practical Joke on Me.

Today I woke up late jugakla, at 7.after mandi2 like an elephant suddenly i stared at my locker.

Something extraodinary about it.

My locker's locked and I dont have the key and I am in my towel.And I have class in another half an hour..

So I rammed thru my yesterday's jeans, and my friend's baju and her tergantung tudung, ran to my car (which is where i left my keys).

Memang best la terserempak pulak dgn my guy senior. PERFECT TIMING habis!!

I said "hi".

As if i am making a fashion statement. Huuuu.....

Flirting wit my Patient ??!!

Today is a very funny day.

I wore to school the most turquoise of blue, with exactly the same colour tudung. Frankly, i look like a colour pencil. just like last week when i told my classmate it was the national pink day.

Today we had stimulated patients ( pesakit tipu2) for History Taking Tutorial. He was a young man.

I dont know what else to ask....So I was going to ask him professionally the effect of his back pain on his  sexual relationship.

FICTION:

I should have asked him something like, " I am sorry to ask you this, but does your back pain have any effect on your sexual activities?"

REALITY:

I ended up asking him : " Are you currenty dating?" He said, "No, I am single." I looked down, lost of words... There was a long pause ..before my partner who is beside me chocked and started to was laugh his head off...then...the horrible cascade chain reaction began to HAHAHAHAHAHAHA in the zoo

why? because i was acting like dr juliet who is trying to mengurat her romeo and after that tunduk malu2 segan

Anyway, at last i went jugak to the kelas agama. I think my kelas agama is getting better! I like today's kelas agama...

...BEFORE I WENT TO THE PARKING LOt to see a a dog kinda attracted to us..And we ran LIKe mad to the car on the count of 3!!

Crazy.