Nora, Limah and Me

It has been 11 weeks since the first time I entered a psychiatric ward. Well, this conversation took place the day before yesterday, 6.00 pm.

Limah : Doctoooorrrr da lama dr tak datang

Me: Ye . ye. Pergi tido la yer. Nak buat keje ni. *copies Limah's medication for psych report*

Nora: Eh. Tak pernah nampak doctor.

Me: Bukan doctor la. Tahun 4, pelajar. Kamu baru masuk. memang la tak penah nampak.

*Limah hugs my legs* Limah : doctor, saya rindu la kat doctor.

Nora : Dia ade hati tu. Tak sedar diri gigi rongak. Hahaha.

Limah: laughs too. *Exposed her breasts to me and to the nurses who are busy writing beside me*

*Nora laughs at limah's boobies and said limah's are like her mothers. Showed her and brags"

Me: *Gosh." Eh kamu ni asal ada cukup la. Tak payah tunjuk2. Cube kalau kamu ade satu, kat tengah tengah.

Nora and Limah: Laugh their asses off.

A chinese lady comes up to us and said: Doctor, saya selalu sembahyang bila waktu azan masuk.

Me: Kamu cina kan? Kamu agama apa?

Chinese lady: Buddha. Tapi saya semahyang pada Allah bila masuk waktu semayang.

Me: Kamu sudah masuk islam ke?

Chinese lady: Saya sudah masuk ikut hati

Me: OH.

Nora and Limah: *Both laughing their asses off sambil hentak2 lantai* : "Hakk hakk hakk mana boleh masuk islam ikut hati..gilaaa...hahahaha"

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